Somewhere halfway through the Friday, Jan. 23 "Cort and Fatboy" broadcast:
- We talk about "Underworld: Rise of the Lycans" -- or rather, we talk about how "Underworld: Rise of the Lycans" wasn't screened for critics while Fatboy yells "LYCANS!!!" at random intervals.
- I talk about "Inkheart" not making a damn lick of sense.
- And then someone calls to ask about the Oscar nominations, and I get to decry the Academy Awards as the high-school popularity contest that it is.