If you head over to the Portland Timbers' Flickr photostream, you'll find an amazing promotion for the team's upcoming season -- hundreds of dramatic photos of fans posing with axes and chainsaws.
I have a bit of history with the "Timbers Army" fan group. So I thought it might be fun to draw a couple of totally bootleg promo images of my own. I'd love to see other local cartoonists draw their own variations.
Big-Ass Sandwiches proprietors Brian and Lisa Wood just announced on their Twitter feed that they'll be resurrecting the weekly special named after naughty instructional cartoon character Mr. Don't.
The recipe for "The Big-Ass Mr. Don't," which debuted in June: homemade chicken-fried steak, fries and Brian's homemade country gravy.
The sandwich goes on sale Monday (Oct. 25) for $9. It is worth every penny.
I'm unreasonably excited about this: Portland food cart Big-Ass Sandwiches has named one of its weekly specials after naughty instructional cartoon character Mr. Don't.
On their Twitter feed, proprietors Brian and Lisa Wood unveiled the "The Big-Ass Mr. Don't" recipe: homemade chicken-fried steak, fries and Brian's homemade country gravy.
The sandwich goes on sale Monday (June 28) for $8. It comes with a custom sandwich sticker I threw together for Brian and Lisa (pictured above), while supplies last.
I held a contest on my Twitter account a while back: The first person to send me a picture of their computer desktop blighted with the "Mr. Don't Gets A Massage" wallpaper would receive an original Mr. Don't sketch.
I ended up making six sketches for five people. Here they are.
For @annosuperstar, who likes cupcakes:
For @Matt_Grigsby, who likes "Star Wars":
For @kevinwmoore, who is a political cartoonist:
For @MysticalChicken, who (presumably) likes chickens:
And finally, two sketches for the actual winner of the contest, @IBarelyKnewHer. He requested a picture of Mr. Don't stabbing Cort Webber in the neck --
-- and then, as a bonus, I also gave him the most epic drawing of Mr. Don't that I could manage. I think this might look pretty cool on a black t-shirt.
Service journalism at its finest! In their latest comic-strip appearance, beloved instructional characters Mr. Do and Mr. Don't teach Portlanders how to delight their sweethearts on Valentine's Day. Sort of.
(Bill Mudron and I believe this comic may contain the most repulsive Mr. Don't drawing thus far. Guess which one. Hint: It's available in the strip's endnotes as a desktop wallpaper.)
The Mr. Do & Mr. Don't Valentine's Day Romance Guide (Webcomics Nation)
In their latest comic-strip outing, beloved instructional characters Mr. Do and Mr. Don't teach Portlanders how to behave in the new year.
The Mr. Do & Mr. Don't 2010 Self-Improvement Guide (Webcomics Nation)
In the full-color, twice-as-long version of the comic in today's Oregonian, beloved instructional characters Mr. Do and Mr. Don't unleash their holiday gift-buying tips on unsuspecting Portlanders. Click here to read the whole thing.
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The Mr. Do & Mr. Don't Holiday Gift Guide (Webcomics Nation)
In their latest comic-strip outing, beloved instructional characters Mr. Do and Mr. Don't teach Portlanders how to behave at various fall cultural events -- including a science exhibit, a costume ball, and a concert of video-game music.
The last panel may be my favorite drawing of Mr. Don't ever.
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The Mr. Do & Mr. Don't Fall Activities Guide (Webcomics Nation)
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Now online at Webcomics Nation and The Oregonian's Web site:
Beloved instructional characters Mr. Do and Mr. Don't
teach Portlanders how to behave at the major cultural events of August 2009 -- in this
full-color, twice-as-long version of the strip printed in Friday's Oregonian.
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'Mr. Do & Mr. Don't Celebrate the Dog Days of Summer' (Webcomics Nation)
'A cartoon guide to August in Portland' (OregonLive.com)
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Now live at the Oregonian's Web site and on Webcomics Nation:
Beloved instructional characters Mr. Do and Mr. Don't teach Portlanders how to behave during Independence Day -- in this full-color, longer version of the comic that saw print in Friday's A&E.
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Mr. Do & Mr. Don't Celebrate the Fourth of July (Oregonlive.com)
Mr. Do & Mr. Don't Celebrate the Fourth of July (Webcomics Nation)
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