From the Friday, April 18 Oregonian....
So here's the good news:
Jackie Chan and Jet Li, the twin titans of Hong Kong martial arts, the master comic and the peerless technician, finally made a movie together.
Both kung-fu icons are relaxed and funny (Jet Li has a full-on laughing fit at one point, which is bizarre if you've only ever seen him glare), and they have surprisingly good onscreen chemistry. Even better, they fight each other, in a long scene choreographed by the legendary Woo-ping Yuen -- and it's clever enough that you almost forget to grieve for what might have been if they'd only done this 15 years sooner.
Here's the not-so-good news:
Jackie Chan and Jet Li play supporting characters in the movie.
The film in question is "The Forbidden Kingdom," and here's what its advertising largely fails to tell you: The main character is a mopey, perpetually agog white kid from South Boston named Jason (Michael Angarano).
Jason is forced by bullies to help them rob a shop belonging to an ancient Chinese man named Hop (Jackie Chan, buried under old-age makeup). The bullies shoot Hop in the chest. Meanwhile, Jason grabs an old, ornate bowstaff from the back of the shop -- and promptly falls through a magic portal into a mythic, ancient China where nearly everyone wears a bad wig.
Once there, Jason promptly stops worrying about the old dude he helped get shot. He also falls in with a wine-swilling immortal (Jackie, offering occasional flashes of his awesome "Drunken Master" schtick), a lethal monk (Jet) and a vengeful girl (Yifei Liu) as they try to return the bowstaff to the Monkey King (Jet, again), who was imprisoned in stone by the evil Jade Warlord (Collin Chou).
Cue wire-fu and people fighting with their hair and Chinese superstars struggling with varying success to say their dopey lines ("I will kill you, witch!" "Not if I kill you first!") in English.
"Forbidden Kingdom" is directed by Rob Minkoff, whose best work tends to be animated ("The Lion King," a couple of terrific Roger Rabbit shorts). But he keeps things moving briskly enough here, and when he's working with Jackie and Jet -- who both seem in unusually playful moods -- the movie has an easy charm that almost allows you to forgive the script for making these two legends play second banana to the mope best-known as Jack's son on "Will & Grace."
Minkoff lets the fight scenes go on for a while, which is nice, and all the best bits are in the middle, when Jackie and Jet spend a lot of time playing off each other. In addition to their epic face-off, there's a great scene where they torture Jason as they both try to teach him kung fu at the same time -- bickering with each other as they smack the kid repeatedly and bend him into uncomfortable positions.
My pleasure in this sequence may have been heightened by my annoyance with the obvious high-concept marketing forces behind the movie. I could just hear the producers in the board room, cigar smoke swirling around their fat heads as they barked into their speakerphones: "Those Hong Kong guys are too old! We need an American in here to capture the Western markets -- someone the 10-13s someone can relate to! How about a Shia LeBeouf-lookin' kid who talks to the cute Chinese girl about Fenwick Park during the slow bits?"
That said, I think the "10-13s "are probably going to enjoy this flick. If it inspires them to seek out the genuine classics shamelessly referenced throughout "Forbidden Kingdom," well, then, maybe this slight bit of fun was worthwhile.
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C-plus; 113 minutes; rated PG-13 for sequences of martial arts action and some violence.
'The Forbidden Kingdom' (The Oregonian, April 18, 2008)