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They always forget the stake-through-the-heart part

 

His ruinous gyrations

 

BTW, this movie is really quite good

The Acme of Evil

 

He comes prepared

His future is in your hands

Behold his fearsome gardening

 

His cosmic fury

His unholy provenance

The Season Two premiere

BONUS FEATURE: Just for fun, I asked my good friend Ryan McCluskey -- a professional actor who's done voice work for the BBC, commercials, video games, the Discovery Channel, and the "Doctor Who" animated specials, among other things -- to record a "Previously on the Sabertooth Vampire" audio bumper.

Imagine my surprise when Ryan sent me about 70 unedited takes. This was my favorite.

Ryan McCluskey -- "Previously on the Sabertooth Vampire"

I also mentioned on "Cort and Fatboy," as a joke, that I wanted to record a professional voiceover for the comic. This prompted voice artist Kyle Hebert -- who's contributed work to "Dragonball Z," "Naruto," "Bleach," "Fullmetal Alchemist," and "Marvel vs Capcom 3" -- to send in three takes of his own. As he put it in an e-mail: "I've always wanted to break into promos and trailers (a la 'the movie trailer guy,' the late Don LaFontaine).  This was as good as any chance to at least give it a shot." You can listen to Mr. Hebert's three takes right here.

Kyle Hebert -- "Previously on the Sabertooth Vampire"

I'm a little gobsmacked that both men lent their considerable talents to my dorky little webcomic, and thank them profusely.

 

His return is imminent

Drawing starts tonight. New comics in the next couple of days, barring disaster.